Things I’ve Learned
A Life in Transition, would be the novel I would call the last three months of my life. Nothing drastic I have learned, but a few subtleties I will share:
-Every article of clothing I have purchased since May 14th has been blue.
-Panda Express is deceiving, but has healing strength for pms (So I’ve heard).
-Concrete floors are a poor excuse for being cool, hip and urban.
-4 miles a day keeps the nerve pill away.
-I meditate by concentrating on a hand drawn rectangle for thirty minutes.
-What the world needs now, is decent sofa designers.
-A good man is hard to find, but I found a pretty decent one.
-The typical American consumer is afraid of individualism, personality and freedom of conformity.
-Envy will be the cause of my rise and at fault for my fall. But admittance to being envious is worth a sack full of Krystals, babayyy.
-Time is more precious than cash, beads, shells n’ things and square footage. Use it wisely.
-The Grass is always Greener.
-Did you know the average southern teenage WASP female consumes 100 gallons of Polynesian sauce per year?
Elevator Insanity- 10 classmates and my professor taking a ride on the 52 story tall Marriot Marquis glass elevator


